CONTACT POST

What I can do for you

Need information? I can get it, but it'll cost you.

You see, I specialize in a very different kind of theft, a varied and intricate form of larceny that affords me almost no limits. Is your wife cheating on you? Do you know that? Wouldn't it be nice to have a definitive peace of mind on the situation? I can give you that.

Need to know the code to a specific bank account? Don't know how to access such information? Want to keep your hands entirely out of the situation? I can do that.

Want to know the next big corporate idea? Thinking you've been cheated out of something that was rightfully yours? Need perspective on the entire thing, from the other person's perspective? I can do that. 

Afraid your secrets aren't safe? Craving a little good ol' fashioned security? Yeah, I can do that as well.

My services are highly sought after and require a bit of selectivity on my part, according to the intricacy of the job. Unless you've been referred, I can't imagine how you would have found your way here, so suffice to say, good job darling! If you'd like to request my services, further contact info is provided below. 

( What you can do for me )

You Beautiful Treacherous Thing

( Don't feel sorry for yourself, only assholes do that. )

And if any of that is true, she'll be surprised.

♥