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forgessWhat I can do for you
Need information? I can get it, but it'll cost you.
You see, I specialize in a very different kind of theft, a varied and intricate form of larceny that affords me almost no limits. Is your wife cheating on you? Do you know that? Wouldn't it be nice to have a definitive peace of mind on the situation? I can give you that.
Need to know the code to a specific bank account? Don't know how to access such information? Want to keep your hands entirely out of the situation? I can do that.
Want to know the next big corporate idea? Thinking you've been cheated out of something that was rightfully yours? Need perspective on the entire thing, from the other person's perspective? I can do that.
Afraid your secrets aren't safe? Craving a little good ol' fashioned security? Yeah, I can do that as well.
My services are highly sought after and require a bit of selectivity on my part, according to the intricacy of the job. Unless you've been referred, I can't imagine how you would have found your way here, so suffice to say, good job darling! If you'd like to request my services, further contact info is provided below.
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Date: 2011-02-15 02:27 am (UTC)a) i hope you're having a good valentine's day, if you're located stateside!
and
b) your girl!eames is LOVELY. i love genderswap and i cringe when i see people who... i don't know, think about it in a kind of one-dimensional sense, but your eames is so very MULTI-DIMENSIONAL and it feels RIGHT to me, so. yes. i'm enjoying our tags and my apologies for my slow tagging back!
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Date: 2011-02-15 03:09 am (UTC)Shoddy writi- ...?
I'm sorry, I can't really comprehend what "shoddy writing" means coming from this account. In any case, do you know how refreshing it is to get such fabulously detail oriented threads? And I'm not talking about length (/resists urge to slip into Eames' voice... resists it) but the cleverness of some of your replies, or maybe just the way they're worded- Idek, and Idec, just keep it up because its fabulous! Besides, threading isnt a race; its a slow burn ;)
a) I have and still am, thank you for your well wishes! I hope you had a nice Vday as well ♥
b) I have a lot of words, but most of them are different ways of saying 'is this real? is this comment for me? omg omgomg. HOW DO I CONVEY MY ENDLESS GLEE??' So. I'll try not to frighten you off and summarize with: <3 ~thanks! (And really, dont worry about the tagging, I'm loving it!)
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Date: 2011-02-15 03:28 am (UTC)aaahahaha m'dear this comment is most certainly for you! :) your eames is quite lovely and i could go ON about it, but i have to quickly pop out for a little bit, so i thought i'd leave you with a "you are doing quite fabulously and please keep doing it!" bit of feedback before i dash. ♥!
and um, i will also friend you before i go, if you don't mind. c:
Re: OOC:
Date: 2011-02-15 03:36 am (UTC)asfjhk;jasd thank you darling! & yes, you can friend me. Friend me back that is. /goes to friend you first
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Date: 2011-02-18 12:27 pm (UTC)Re: ooc
Date: 2011-02-18 03:23 pm (UTC)/wibbles&butterflies
That is so encouraging, thank you so much. I love throwing Eames at Ariadne's so I'm glad you dont mind threading with her! <3
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Date: 2011-02-19 08:48 pm (UTC)ooc;
Date: 2011-02-19 10:36 pm (UTC)no crit here, just a comment to say that your lady eames is delightful and i am REALLY enjoying our thread together. i'm so glad it's still going and -- to agree with both other!arthur and ariadne above -- i really love how you've approached genderswapping her. i have a woman!arthur also and i think that swapping (at least swapping well) is figuring out what bits you want to keep and what bits inherently change with the gender and your eames just hits a beautiful sweet spot for me. some of your tags and observations in her headspace are just SO wonderfully realized and feel so right.
i'm SO very glad i tagged you and i hope that we can definitely thread these two again in the future.
Re: ooc;
Date: 2011-02-19 10:58 pm (UTC)You dont know how much it means to me that you don't mind our thread's resilience, lol! I am having a lot of fun going back and forth with your Arthur, so it makes it that much better knowing I'm coming across as genuine. I'm glad that people aren't regarding her as "that genderbent Eames" and just Eames who happens to be a girl. Its harder to walk the line between Eames-y and slutty when female (lmao did I really just say that?) so I try to stay as true to Eames as I can while being held to different gender norms. If you ever feel inclined to bring your femme!Arthur out, Eames would love to
harassthread with her ;)Of course, absolutely, and definitely; I look forward to it!
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Date: 2011-02-24 10:39 pm (UTC)i'm sorry i've been lagging on the tag -- things have been a little hectic for me, but i promise to get back to FROYODATE as soon as i can! c:
that being said WHERE IS BB!EAMES. i have a bb!arthur that i'd be willing to
smear all over hertoss her way if she's around XDARTHUR, DO YOU LOVE MY JACKET? WANNA GET IN IT ;) ;)?
Date: 2011-02-24 10:44 pm (UTC)Dont worry about it, RL always comes first. I hope things arent too hectic (as my next week will be, /fair warning, jsyk~)
I'M WORRIED ABOUT THROWING HER AT ARIADNE. But I'll make bb!Eames a thread when I get home/back from workout. Please smear Arthur ALLLLL over her. ♥♥♥
laksjdf ARTHUR SAYS NO FOREVER
Date: 2011-02-24 10:58 pm (UTC)ARTHUR WILL BE SO AWKWARD IT'LL BE GREAT. THOUGH HE'LL STILL JUDGE WHAT SHE'S WEARING. AND HIS POSTURE WILL BE HORRIBLE. /waits with bated breath~
Re: ARTHUR, DO YOU LOVE MY JACKET? WANNA GET IN IT ;) ;)?
Date: 2011-02-25 12:08 am (UTC)[ IC - text ] YOU SAID I COULD
Date: 2012-01-16 04:41 am (UTC)Download picture message?
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Date: 2012-01-16 05:58 am (UTC)[ A, because the picture had been spur of the moment, and B, there wasn't really... any stimulating conversation going on, even though his erection had yet to subside obviously. (Young men...) ]
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Date: 2012-01-16 06:01 am (UTC)[ The sarcasm, can you feel it Arthur dearest? ]
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Date: 2012-01-16 05:06 am (UTC)[ Typed with so much more cool than he feels now. ]
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Date: 2012-01-16 05:12 am (UTC)& what exactly posessed you to send me this pic hmm?
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Date: 2012-01-16 05:22 am (UTC)Felt like it.
[ 'Not like there hasn't been flirting' gets deleted before he sends it. ]
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Date: 2012-01-16 05:47 am (UTC)[ Eames absolutely cannot help herself from making that wisecrack. ]
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Date: 2012-01-16 05:59 am (UTC)[ There, he typed back something worse and he drops his phone after a second, rolling to the side to bury his face in a pillow did he just send that to Eames. ]
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Date: 2012-01-16 06:20 am (UTC)Well, she supposes she can't exactly say little anymore.
That he's gathered the courage to continue the conversation this far is commendable. ]
you have 2 dont you? you know what they say, 3 is a crowd
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Date: 2012-01-16 06:22 am (UTC)i could call you. free up your hands.
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Date: 2012-01-16 06:45 am (UTC)Yeah, it's about as bad as he expected. The first text is no surprise, he can tell a let down when he hears one. Even if it makes something in his chest clench to see it.
The second he can only view as some kind of pity offer after that, and so he responds. ]
No, it's fine, I'm sure I can take care of it on my own.
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Date: 2012-01-16 07:44 pm (UTC)Shifting on the couch, Eames flicks back through their convo-- getting another, rather deliberate, look at the center piece. ]
so thats it? a quick pic & a lonely wank is the sumation of tonights agenda?
[ Confidence goes a long way, and Arthur has it-- he obviously has enough of it to send her that picture-- he just doesn't know how to tap into it when it serves more... selfish purposes. Whatever Arthur was trying to accomplish here, it doesn't serve Eames well at all if he allows himself to be so easily brushed aside. ]
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Date: 2012-01-17 12:56 am (UTC)Dont' want a pity call.
[ He types it out quickly (hence the small typo) and then sets the phone down again. ]
ignore that html error
Date: 2012-01-17 12:57 am (UTC)Just forget I sent the message and don't worry about it.