CONTACT POST
Dec. 16th, 2015 02:57 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
Need information? I can get it, but it'll cost you.
You see, I specialize in a very different kind of theft, a varied and intricate form of larceny that affords me almost no limits. Is your wife cheating on you? Do you know that? Wouldn't it be nice to have a definitive peace of mind on the situation? I can give you that.
Need to know the code to a specific bank account? Don't know how to access such information? Want to keep your hands entirely out of the situation? I can do that.
Want to know the next big corporate idea? Thinking you've been cheated out of something that was rightfully yours? Need perspective on the entire thing, from the other person's perspective? I can do that.
Afraid your secrets aren't safe? Craving a little good ol' fashioned security? Yeah, I can do that as well.
My services are highly sought after and require a bit of selectivity on my part, according to the intricacy of the job. Unless you've been referred, I can't imagine how you would have found your way here, so suffice to say, good job darling! If you'd like to request my services, further contact info is provided below.
OOC:
Date: 2011-02-15 03:28 am (UTC)aaahahaha m'dear this comment is most certainly for you! :) your eames is quite lovely and i could go ON about it, but i have to quickly pop out for a little bit, so i thought i'd leave you with a "you are doing quite fabulously and please keep doing it!" bit of feedback before i dash. ♥!
and um, i will also friend you before i go, if you don't mind. c:
Re: OOC:
Date: 2011-02-15 03:36 am (UTC)asfjhk;jasd thank you darling! & yes, you can friend me. Friend me back that is. /goes to friend you first