CONTACT POST

[forgess]

What I can do for you

Need information? I can get it, but it'll cost you.

You see, I specialize in a very different kind of theft, a varied and intricate form of larceny that affords me almost no limits. Is your wife cheating on you? Do you know that? Wouldn't it be nice to have a definitive peace of mind on the situation? I can give you that.

Need to know the code to a specific bank account? Don't know how to access such information? Want to keep your hands entirely out of the situation? I can do that.

Want to know the next big corporate idea? Thinking you've been cheated out of something that was rightfully yours? Need perspective on the entire thing, from the other person's perspective? I can do that. 

Afraid your secrets aren't safe? Craving a little good ol' fashioned security? Yeah, I can do that as well.

My services are highly sought after and require a bit of selectivity on my part, according to the intricacy of the job. Unless you've been referred, I can't imagine how you would have found your way here, so suffice to say, good job darling! If you'd like to request my services, further contact info is provided below. 

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[OOC]
AIM: forgesseames
PM's always welcome
Or, feel free to comment here with whatever comments/criticisms you have on either Eames or my portrayal of her. :) 

Comments

[ispoint]

Jesus it's not like I'm jacking off while I'm texting you.

[ A, because the picture had been spur of the moment, and B, there wasn't really... any stimulating conversation going on, even though his erection had yet to subside obviously. (Young men...) ]

[forgess]

so you sent me a pic of your prick to stimulate.... conversation

[ The sarcasm, can you feel it Arthur dearest? ]

[ispoint]

Of course it sounds stupid when *you* say it.