CONTACT POST
Dec. 16th, 2015 02:57 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
Need information? I can get it, but it'll cost you.
You see, I specialize in a very different kind of theft, a varied and intricate form of larceny that affords me almost no limits. Is your wife cheating on you? Do you know that? Wouldn't it be nice to have a definitive peace of mind on the situation? I can give you that.
Need to know the code to a specific bank account? Don't know how to access such information? Want to keep your hands entirely out of the situation? I can do that.
Want to know the next big corporate idea? Thinking you've been cheated out of something that was rightfully yours? Need perspective on the entire thing, from the other person's perspective? I can do that.
Afraid your secrets aren't safe? Craving a little good ol' fashioned security? Yeah, I can do that as well.
My services are highly sought after and require a bit of selectivity on my part, according to the intricacy of the job. Unless you've been referred, I can't imagine how you would have found your way here, so suffice to say, good job darling! If you'd like to request my services, further contact info is provided below.
ARTHUR, DO YOU LOVE MY JACKET? WANNA GET IN IT ;) ;)?
Date: 2011-02-24 10:44 pm (UTC)Dont worry about it, RL always comes first. I hope things arent too hectic (as my next week will be, /fair warning, jsyk~)
I'M WORRIED ABOUT THROWING HER AT ARIADNE. But I'll make bb!Eames a thread when I get home/back from workout. Please smear Arthur ALLLLL over her. ♥♥♥
laksjdf ARTHUR SAYS NO FOREVER
Date: 2011-02-24 10:58 pm (UTC)ARTHUR WILL BE SO AWKWARD IT'LL BE GREAT. THOUGH HE'LL STILL JUDGE WHAT SHE'S WEARING. AND HIS POSTURE WILL BE HORRIBLE. /waits with bated breath~
Re: ARTHUR, DO YOU LOVE MY JACKET? WANNA GET IN IT ;) ;)?
Date: 2011-02-25 12:08 am (UTC)