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What I can do for you

Need information? I can get it, but it'll cost you.

You see, I specialize in a very different kind of theft, a varied and intricate form of larceny that affords me almost no limits. Is your wife cheating on you? Do you know that? Wouldn't it be nice to have a definitive peace of mind on the situation? I can give you that.

Need to know the code to a specific bank account? Don't know how to access such information? Want to keep your hands entirely out of the situation? I can do that.

Want to know the next big corporate idea? Thinking you've been cheated out of something that was rightfully yours? Need perspective on the entire thing, from the other person's perspective? I can do that.

Afraid your secrets aren't safe? Craving a little good ol' fashioned security? Yeah, I can do that as well.

My services are highly sought after and require a bit of selectivity on my part, according to the intricacy of the job. Unless you've been referred, I can't imagine how you would have found your way here, so suffice to say, good job darling! If you'd like to request my services, further contact info is provided below.

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Or, feel free to comment here with whatever comments/criticisms you have on either Eames or my portrayal of her. :)

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consider this very much ooc and a bit of an apology for my shoddy writing/slow tagging rate. i'm a bit neurotic and stress a fair bit about my tags and things, buuut not the point. point being;

a) i hope you're having a good valentine's day, if you're located stateside!

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b) your girl!eames is LOVELY. i love genderswap and i cringe when i see people who... i don't know, think about it in a kind of one-dimensional sense, but your eames is so very MULTI-DIMENSIONAL and it feels RIGHT to me, so. yes. i'm enjoying our tags and my apologies for my slow tagging back!

Shoddy writi-
Shoddy writi- ...?
I'm sorry, I can't really comprehend what "shoddy writing" means coming from this account. In any case, do you know how refreshing it is to get such fabulously detail oriented threads? And I'm not talking about length (/resists urge to slip into Eames' voice... resists it) but the cleverness of some of your replies, or maybe just the way they're worded- Idek, and Idec, just keep it up because its fabulous! Besides, threading isnt a race; its a slow burn ;)

a) I have and still am, thank you for your well wishes! I hope you had a nice Vday as well ♥

b) I have a lot of words, but most of them are different ways of saying 'is this real? is this comment for me? omg omgomg. HOW DO I CONVEY MY ENDLESS GLEE??' So. I'll try not to frighten you off and summarize with: <3 ~thanks! (And really, dont worry about the tagging, I'm loving it!)

ALJGHALSJDHS. ahaha, oh, geez, um. thank you! i'm really... neurotic, about my writing because i just... don't think i'm doing someone as complex as arthur very WELL, but it's always nice to know that SOMEONE out there at least thinks you're not doing a horrible, horrible job at it. so thank you!

aaahahaha m'dear this comment is most certainly for you! :) your eames is quite lovely and i could go ON about it, but i have to quickly pop out for a little bit, so i thought i'd leave you with a "you are doing quite fabulously and please keep doing it!" bit of feedback before i dash. ♥!

and um, i will also friend you before i go, if you don't mind. c:

If it's any consolation (and... possibly slightly creepy) I think you're really doing well with Arthur's voice. You do him justice not just with me but with everyone you thread with, as I have a habit of reading through everyone else's replies just to see what OP'll say/how OP'll say it, and yours are always so fun to read! (see? creepy.) So no, def the furthest thing from horrible!

asfjhk;jasd thank you darling! & yes, you can friend me. Friend me back that is. /goes to friend you first

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